Cats Have Five Points Of Attack

No really, I can park there.  See my wheelchair?

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…This mouse doesn’t.

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Fluffy takes a break between shifts tainting tomatoes.

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Dumb pigeons.

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That is not innocent playing.  Watch for them…they are everywhere.

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Well no, that isn’t scary at all.

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Fear the Cat.

How often do you hear someone at work say, “Oh that, my dog bit me.  That’s all.”?  Never.

How often do you hear someone say, “Oh that scratch, my cute little fuzzy cat swiped at me for no apparent reason and drew blood.  Here’s a picture of him.  Isn’t he cute?”

Dogs have one point of attack.  Cats have five.  Four legs and a their bite, hence the name Five Points of Attack.

Fear your cat.

“Look into my eyes.  I will be taking your soul now.”

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