Cats Have Five Points Of Attack » Planning http://fivepointsofattack.com Fear Your Cat Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:13:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Darth Vader vs Cat http://fivepointsofattack.com/2009/09/13/darth-vader-vs-cat/ http://fivepointsofattack.com/2009/09/13/darth-vader-vs-cat/#comments Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:21:57 +0000 admin http://fivepointsofattack.com/?p=124 Darth Kitty

Or is Darth Vader in cahoots with the cat?  Oh, we’re screwed.

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I am worried more about cats wire tapping my phone than the government doing it?  Aren’t you?  Fear the cat.

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You cannot tell me that this does not concern you.  Glowing in the sunlight, hairless, and vampire creepy.

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…and the abyss looked back.

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Stop squinting and just buy some glasses.  Oh that’s right, you don’t have opposable thumbs.  You can’t buy anything.

We still have a chance.  Fear the cat.

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This is the illegal immigration that I want to stop.

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I suspect some sort of plastic surgery has happened here.

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Nice try Pepe.  I know you are really a cat.

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It’s going to attack.  Stop it!!

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